robot on a rampage | proto

Circuit 125

proto_typing Dec 20, 2010 19:18

[Voice Post]

A snow globe? You're kidding, right? I'm stuck in this dump three lousy years and all I get is this piece of junk? Ain't that cute, Skull Castle with snow all around, merry Christmas to m--

[And then there is a pause, as a faint portally noise begins to grow nearby, and Proto goes silent a moment.]

...Doc?!

[Another pause, as ( Read more... )

time to kill things now, end of an era, mock mock mock, bad boys bad boys, one year anniversary, affected, robots rule ninjas drool, blowing this popsicle stand, scarves are totally cool, too cool for this, curse: three snow globes, insulting obito makes everything better, bro yay?, winning at life, professional troll, my family belongs on jerry springer, if i only had a heart, awesome = me, goodbye city goodbye, what are these shenanigans?, famous last words, missing the point, it's the guidance system, mushy unt tingly, time to beat feet, sarcasm ftw!, robot on a rampage, shut up i'm not sentimental, daddy's little villain, something went boom, no really i'm a robot, my boss rocks

Circuit 116

proto_typing Jul 21, 2010 15:17

[Accidental Video Post]

[The feed opens to...a wall of scales, oddly enough and ones that are quickly slipping away from the device. A split-second later, a flash of bright red armor appears, and it suddenly becomes apparent that it's not the subjects on the screen that are moving; it's that the device itself is falling. A moment after that, it ( Read more... )

mock mock mock, i love my job, curse: don't go in the tall grass, awesome = me, famous last words, what are these shenanigans?, missing the point, worst idea ever, it's the guidance system, affected, this will not end well, robot on a rampage, daddy's little villain, too cool for this, winning at life, no really i'm a robot, this cannot possibly backfire, professional troll

Circuit 084

proto_typing Jun 14, 2009 19:09

[Accidental Video Post]

[The video flickers on by accident as the device hits the ground, accompanied by a loud crash. Though the video holds steady, displaying a crooked view of the bottom half of a couch and two legs of an end table, the audio is a flurry of clattering, crashing, and thuds ( Read more... )

affected, time to kill things now, this will not end well, failing at life, robot on a rampage, daddy's little villain, robots don't grow up, awesome =/= me, curse: aging day, something went boom, wtf, it's the guidance system

Circuit 080

proto_typing May 24, 2009 17:06

[Accidental Voice Post]

--wanna see a show, huh? Hey, sure, I'll give 'em a show.

[A moment later, there is the distinct sound of a blast from a plasma cannon, and a metallic clatter as a padlock drops to the ground.]

Presto, change-o, alakazam.

[And then the slam of metal on metal as Proto kicks the door of his cage open and makes his escape.] ( Read more... )

affected, curse: just like a circus, stealthy like a mofo, sarcasm ftw!, robot on a rampage, mock mock mock, too cool for this, awesome = me, bad boys bad boys, insulting obito makes everything better, something went boom, winning at life, no really i'm a robot, it's the guidance system, hiyori is my dr. wily

Circuit 049

proto_typing Jul 15, 2008 18:29

[Accidental Voice Post]

Hey, fellas. Whatever crime you fine upstanding members of the local law enforcement agency think I committed...here's a news flash: I didn't do it.

But then again...

Hey, if you're planning on coming after me anyway, guess I might as well do something to deserve it!

[And then the sound of a scuffle as the recording ( Read more... )

affected, sarcasm ftw!, robot on a rampage, awesome = me, curse: police state, bad boys bad boys, i didn't do it, winning at life

Circuit 047

proto_typing Jul 02, 2008 17:08

[Accidental Voice Post]

...
...

[The sound of clunky, awkward footsteps...]

...

[...and then a resounding crash as things start breaking.]

[OOC: Proto as a "child" is a defective, pint-sized engine of destruction. Curse that flaw in his guidance system! Anyway, he'll be pretty much wandering around aimlessly, bumping into things, and ( Read more... )

affected, curse: child day, robot on a rampage, something went boom, no really i'm a robot, it's the guidance system, wtf